Total Medals Earned: 774 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,000 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 17/50 (130/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Complete 1 level
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/490 points)
Win the Race.
Get a Kill Combo of 10
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
Enter the Konami Code during the Race
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
Run for 5000m in Survival
You Get the Picture, Right?
Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Double the Story Distance in Survival
This One Will Be Fun to Get
Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Good Night and Good Luck
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (190/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
the hero NG needs
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/125 points)
Reach your stall at the top!
Find all 4 secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/50 points)
Get killed
Craft a sword to begin your adventure!
Survive five zombie filled nights in your world.
Get the pig into your cave