Total Medals Earned: 774 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,000 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/120 points)
Complete the tutorial levels
Complete level 5
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete level 10
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Finish the game if you can
Finish 10 levels with all the lives
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/115 points)
Kiss the Kitten, Love the Kitten.
Complete the Game.
Thanks to your support!
Complete all the Bonus Levels.
Callect all the Pills.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/310 points)
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Produce over 1,000 Squares!
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Maximize the Income skill!
Maximize the volume of the theme song, by AeronMusic!
Pay less than %10 during budgeting.
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $50,000!
Maximize the "Health" Skill!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Destroy 100 Hostilities!
Earn over $750,000!
Beat the game with the #1 High Score!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Lose over 50 times!
Medals Earned: 17/51 (100/510 points)
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Careful though - you might need a sword
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Now you can build things
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
Torches will light up the dark
Use this to mine stone and coal
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
Bahhh! They drop wool.
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Sleep is time travel!
Just a'nether thing to do!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 6/21 (50/490 points)
Smelt something in the Blast furnace
Acquire Gold Ore
Acquire Sapphire
Smith a Shield
Smith a Pickaxe
Smith a Sword
Have more than 1000 Coal
Pillage a House
Get as close to under 9000 money as you can
Smith a Golden Shield
Acquire Dragonstone
Acquire 100 Bravery Power
Acquire 100 Mining Power
Acquire 25 Armor Power
Have 13 Oak Wood and 37 Willow Wood at the same time
Smith a Necklace
Smith a Dragon Tool
Acquire 1000 Total Power
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/175 points)
Get 5 clothes
Get 15 clothes
Get 30 clothes
Get 45 clothes
Get 60 Clothes
Get all your clothes.
Buy all the upgrades
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/355 points)
First destruction
First collected diamond
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
Medals Earned: 15/15 (335/335 points)
Complete level 14
Complete level 12
Complete level 3
Complete level 15
Complete level 1
Complete level 13
Complete level 11
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 9
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 6
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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